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Pop Warner Team Gets Kicked Out Of Disney
Two pop warner football teams are facing disciplinary action for getting kicked out of a Disney World resort. Their infraction? Fighting in the cafeteria....
Did Witten Leak The Cowboys Drama?
The Terrell Owens and Jason Witten drama is reaching a delightfully fun high. Apparently Owens and Witten almost came to blows in the locker room....
76ers Part Ways With Cheeks
Mo Cheeks is out in Philly, sources say. Washington Wizards on line 1. [ESPN]...
For Your Viewing Pleasure
Great games today if you're a college basketball fan. If you're a college football fan, not so much....
Hot MMA Fighters, Stupid Sports Rules and Hockey Nose Picking
• Hot MMA Women vs. Butch MMA Women. Who you got? [MMA Brawl]...
Hockey Web Producer Turns Pro, Retires In Minutes
Metropolis may have Clark Kent but Washington had Brett Leonhardt. For half a period at least....
Ed Werder Gets Owned
Cowboy fans are taking this whole TO/Romo/Witten thing pretty well, huh?...
Manning at Marmalard: Who You Got?
The Colts and the Chargers face off tonight at Qualcomm Stadium in a battle between two goofy looking quarterbacks. You can be sure that Peyton is trying to forget his crappy performances to start the season and the fact that the Chargers knocked the Colts out of last year's playoffs. Rivers is curr...
Douchebaggery Runs Deep In The Roy Family
You may remember last spring when we told you about the on-ice antics of Patrick Roy's son Jonathan, forcing a seemingly innocent opposing goalie into a fight. Well it looks like both of Roy's sons got the psycho gene. His other offspring, Frédérick, was caught cross-checking an opponent during a b...
To Watch Tonight
What to watch while suing McDonald's for your own stupidity... • College football: Connecticut at South Florida (8:15pm, ET) Probably more exciting than tonight's NFL game. [ESPN] • NFL: Indianapolis at San Diego (8:15pm, ET) Last year this would have been a great game. [NBC] • College basketball: O...
The Joey Porter Stupidity Tour Continues
From an interview with ESPN on Sunday: "That's my dynasty. You know what I mean? I could be sitting up here with three rings. This is the way I look at it. I played three AFC Championships — won one, lost two. ... Yeah, to me just like they want to put an asterisk on everything else, yeah, I don't c...
Viagra Could Be The Next Drug On Sports' Banned List
The World Anti-Doping Agency is looking into whether Viagra provides enhancement on the field as well as it does off. According to research, the assisted blood flow that gets your johnson jonesin' can also increase your cardiac performance. ...
Florida State Player To Be A Rhodes Scholar
It's nice to report news when an athlete does something admirable. Florida State safety Myron Rolle interviewed with the Rhodes Scholarship committee in Birmingham, Alabama before flying to meet his team in Maryland to help them beat the Terps. And he won a scholarship in the process. ...
Which Saint Pooped On The Owner's Car?
The New Orleans Saints won't be fooled by any sales pitches. And they'll go to great lengths to prove it. I'll just get right to it. ...
The Jets Try To Steal Perfection From The Titans
Could today be the end of perfection for the Titans? Tennessee faces off against Favre and the Jets at 1:00 and it should be a doozy. Even with Favre's probable interceptions, the Jets should prove to be the Titans biggest challenge so far. For once I'll be rooting for the Jets, as perfection is bor...
For Your Viewing Pleasure
Here's the coverage map for the today's early games on CBS courtesy of The 506. It's pretty much football or nothing today, so watch some damn football. Unless you like the MLS, because rumor has it there championship game is going on today between the Columbus Crew and New York Red Bulls at 3:30 o...
Putting The Figure In Figure Skating
• Some ice dancers go on to raise families, teach skating, and do other everyday things when they retire. Others buy huge tits and make, um, movies. [Sports by Brooks] • Blogger scoops Rosenthal. Rosenthal gives blogger credit. Blogger thanks Rosenthal. Hugs ensue. [Bucco Blog] • The League has resp...
The Thunder Lose To The Hornets, Take Two
Chris Paul had a triple double in the Hornets 109-97 win over the Thunder. With 29 points, 16 assists and 10 rebounds, Paul had help from David West who scored a season-high 33 points. Oklahoma City, who fired their coach P.J. Carlesimo Saturday was playing under the guidance of interim coach Scott ...