Which Saint Pooped On The Owner's Car?

The New Orleans Saints won't be fooled by any sales pitches. And they'll go to great lengths to prove it. I'll just get right to it.

Saints owner Tom Benson owns various car dealerships. We’re told that, each year, he brings a mini-fleet of new cars to the team facility in the hopes of getting some of his employees to make a purchase. As we hear it, the players don’t really appreciate the sales pitch, due in part to the perception that they aren’t offered much of a deal. This year, some of them made it known. On Saturday, when players arrived at the facility to continue preparations for Monday night’s home game against the Packers, more than one of the cars was coated in a certain byproduct of the human digestive system.

Now, of course this could have been the result of a civilian prank so let's not jump all over the Saints just yet. It could have been anyone. Anyone seen Najeh Davenport lately?