NFL12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveNFL12/28/08NFLBrett Favre Ruins AFC East For EverybodyTuffy314 Brett Favre threw his team's playoff chances right into the arms of the Miami Dolphins, giving them the AFC East…
NFL12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveNFL12/28/08NFLThe Cowboys Apologize in Advance for Any Illusion of CompetitionTuffy56The Dallas Cowboys have fallen behind by... let's see now... 312098398219031-3 at the end of the third. Baltimore…
NFL12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveNFL12/28/08NFLAnd Wayne Fontes Thought Perfection Was 8-8Tuffy124The Detroit Lions showed true devotion to the perfectly awful cause today while the rest of the NFL North showed why…
MLB12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveMLB12/28/08MLBNew York Times Wants to Sell (Low) on Boston Red SoxTuffy15The New York Times would love to sell their state in the Boston Red Sox, but easier said than done.
NFL12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveNFL12/28/08NFLAnyone Get the Number of That Cadillac?Tuffy46Ben Roethlisberger leaves with concussion. Payback for spreading hate?
Dec 28 2008Save12/28/08Damn You, Jack Frost! Damn You to Hell!Tuffy7Tom Brady and Gisele awaiting MRI results? NHL awaiting winter in Chicago? Browns awaiting football genie to grant…
NFL12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveNFL12/28/08NFLFormer NFL Player Arrested for Alleged Rape of High School StudentTuffy8The recently-former coach of the Walpole (MA) High state champion football team and former NFL player turned himself…
The Fights12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveThe Fights12/28/08The FightsUFC 92 Closes 2008 With Bang, Thuds, and Series of Sickening Cracking SoundsTuffy12UFC 92 left Forrest Griffin looking for answers, Frank Mir looking for ways to slip "interim" off his new title, and…
Dec 28 2008Save12/28/08Seriously, Watch FootballTuffy74Your non-NFL vegetation fertilizer (hint: not a lot of options)...
NFL12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveNFL12/28/08NFLNatural and Unnatural Disasters Threaten Week 17 (Yes, That Includes Detroit)Tuffy25Weather threatens in Buffalo and Houston (despite the dome), Detroit threatens to actually play, and Ed Hochuli…
Dec 28 2008Save12/28/08Not to Mention Dallas is a Landlocked CityTuffy25Emmitt speaks (we think), Adam Dunn doesn't sign, the Thunder gets the nickelodeon treatment (doo doo doo doo doo…
NBA12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveNBA12/28/08NBAYou Get Your Money for Nothing and Extra Yao for FreeTuffy7Two double-overtime games, one overtime game, and one game apiece where either offense or defense was played in the…
College Football12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveCollege Football12/28/08College FootballShackin' Up With Saturday's Bowls Is All You Wanna DoTuffy8We talk about all of Saturday's bowls without once mentioning the title sponsors. Take that, we say!
College Football12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveCollege Football12/28/08College FootballAlso, Both Are Mostly Seen in Parades Now and Seem Far Less AnimatedTuffy5Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning…
Soccer12/28/08Dec 28 2008SaveSoccer12/28/08SoccerThe Deadspin Pub Crawls Out of the Holiday GutterTuffy42In which we provide today's convenient excuse to drink alone at 8:30 in the morning.
The Fights12/27/08Dec 27 2008SaveThe Fights12/27/08The FightsUFC 92 Brings Bulk Harder Than Post-Christmas Candy LeftoversTuffy254UFC 92 has more than its fair share of heavy-hitting heavyweight bouts tonight, including former stars, current…
Dec 27 2008Save12/27/08Emerald Bowl, Lift Us Up Where We BelongTuffy3What to watch while decrying the end times (of VHS)...
Dec 27 2008Save12/27/08York College Being Sued for Giving Wrestlers HerpesTuffy13York College has been sued by three former wrestlers for letting a herpes type 1 carrier wrestle on the team and…
Soccer12/27/08Dec 27 2008SaveSoccer12/27/08SoccerHe Should've Married Homeland Security SpiceTuffy7Beckham under terrorist threat in Dubai; Alexi Lalas sought.