Emerald Bowl, Lift Us Up Where We Belong

What to watch while decrying the end times (of VHS)...

• NBA: Chicago Bulls vs. Atlanta Hawks (7:00 pm ET) [WGN] - Nice of WGN to interrupt their flood of Andy Griffith episodes and crappy first-run syndicated fare to run something that's nowhere near as good as we remember it and something nowhere near as good as it's claimed to be. • College Football: Emerald Bowl - California vs. Miami (FL) (8:00 pm ET) [ESPN] - Sometimes you feel like watching the Emerald Bowl; sometimes you don't. • Olympics: The Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony: The TV Event of the Year (8:00 pm ET) [NBC] - ... it wasn't the premiere of "My Own Worst Enemy"? • Movie: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (9:00 pm ET) [TMCX] - We're not bad; we're just posted that way. • Movie: An Officer and a Gentleman (10:15 pm ET) [AMC] - Now this is our idea of an ass bandit.