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Awkward Local Commercials With Athletes, Ranked

After sharing this Thursday night, many of you shared your favorite weird local commercials with athletes. We've ranked some of them.

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(Note: The Mario Lemieux ad found by wormwalkweek, seen above, will not be ranked, because it is just too creepy and isn't really a local commercial, but a game promo. These are time-tested, absolute rules, so do not debate them. The Lemieux ad is an automatic Hall of Famer, though.)

1. Scottie Pippen/Mr. Submarine

2. Jonathan Ogden/Gebco

3. Marshawn Lynch/Beacon Plumbing

4. Maxime Talbot, Colby Armstrong, Evgeni Malkin, Sergei Gonchar/A&L Motor Sales

5. Dustin Pedroia/Sullivan Tire

6. Jose Lima/Casa Ole

7. Ray Lewis, LaVar Arrington, Clinton Portis/Eastern Motors

8. Haloti Ngata/Thompson Creek Window Company

9. Joe Flacco/1st Mariner Bank

10. Hunter Pence/Liscio's Bakery

11. Pete Rose/Muenchens Furniture

12. Michael Vick/CURE Auto Insurance

13. Haloti Ngata/Royal Farms

14. Wes Welker and Kevin Faulk/Bob's Discount Furniture

15. Antonio Brown/Uncle Charley's

16. Bruce Boudreau/Hadeed Carpet

Thanks to SensitivityTraining, dg031591, Pornstars-for-Wilbon, bavanlan, Andrew Daisuke, xanchez, bentoniani3333, ospoesandbohs, Revenge of the Syph, Heffery, Ron_82, whoopingchow, gs2015, and AlltheThings for their contributions.

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