Bad Thing Happens To Mets Player

This is going to come as a shock, but the Mets dealt with some terrible luck today.

Outfielder Michael Conforto fell in a heap after swinging at a Robbie Ray pitch in the fifth inning, because some higher power beyond our comprehension decided that the 2017 Mets haven’t dealt with enough devastating injuries—why not add one more to this big pile of crap?

It turned out that Conforto dislocated his goddamn shoulder on that swing:

Time for some more creative lineup swaps.