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Because Really, What Else Do You Need In The Afterlife?

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Here's Bill Bramanti of South Chicago Heights, Ill., who asks the question; why waste a good coffin when you're not yet ready to die? Quote: "I actually fit, because I got in here." Pabst Blue Ribbon coffin: Creepy. And delicious.

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