Bill Belichick Is Fed Up With All These Wrong-Ass Meteorologists

At today's press conference, somebody asked Patriots head coach Bill Belichick if he ever takes the weather forecast into account when game planning, and Belichick responded by going on a sustained grumble-rant about how shitty weather forecasters are at their jobs.

I'm not sure if I've ever seen Belichick talk this expansively about any other non-football subject. This is the guy who loves to mutter two-words and then sniffle and throat-fart as he cues up his next dismissive answer, but here he is going on for a solid three minutes about the weather. This bit is going to kill when he transitions into his next career as a standup comic.

[ Patriots.com]