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My friend was studying abroad in Italy when he took a weekend trip to Interlochen, Switzerland..he tried to jump a fence and it nearly ripped his foot off — Jason

Nearly. But not enough. I think a maxi pad would have sufficed.


Come on, now. You can do better than this. I would lick guacamole off his foot. It's fine. Up the ante, please and send to Subject: Blood week.

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