Bobby Jenks Is Not Fat Anymore

Chipper Jones might be fat. You know who is not fat? Red Sox reliever Bobby Jenks is not fat. The photo at right illustrated a Boston Globe about Jenks's back surgery. He won't be ready in time for the first few games of spring training, but he will be newly svelte when he gets there. Now Chipper has an equally rednecky role model.

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Bobby Jenks has a second back procedure [Boston Globe, via Classical]