Boston Stands At Attention For Patriots' Opener

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap.

Normally, when people send us images like this and say "Ha ha, isn't that funny?", my usual reaction tends to be that it says more about the person who sent it than the person who created it. It's like a Rorschach test that confirms that you're a simple-minded perv. But this one? Yep ... that's a penis all right.

Randy Cross is the artist who penned this telestrator wang and I'm not saying that his high school notebooks were filled with dong drawings, but sometimes the subconscious knows more than we'd like to let on. Or else he just wants to take a virtual whizz all over the city of Foxborough. Either way.

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Finally Friday. Dig deep and sprint to the finish.