A Combat Doctor's Field Guide To Masturbating In Afghanistan

Deadspin StaffDeadspin Staff|published: Mon 26th May, 16:00 2014

Nine real-life scenarios from the front lines, nine field-tested solutions, courtesy our friend "Dr. Watts," a military doctor who served with the Marines Corps infantry.

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