Carlos Gomez Can't Hit The Ball, But He Can Hit This Water Cooler

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Tampa Bay Rays outfielder Carlos Gomez is hitting .197 on the year, and the strikeout he picked up in his first at-bat of today’s game won’t help matters. But at least Gomez is batting 1.000 against stationary water coolers.

In my day, we would just open up a fire hydrant to stay cool.