Carmelo Anthony Would Rather Not Be Bothered While Eating A Slurpee

You know, we're trying to think what bothers us more: Carmelo Anthony punching a Knick at Madison Square Garden or a friend of his decking an autograph-seeker at a 7-11.

[Anthony] and his friend Rahchine Craig, of New York, were heading out of a 7-Eleven store in [Denver] early March 18 when some young men approached. One of them, Brandon James Herrera, asked for Anthony's autograph, but Craig said, "No," a police report stated. "The victim told Carmelo he is a 'punk' and began a verbal argument with the suspect," the report stated. Craig followed 19-year-old Herrera, of Denver, into the convenience store and "punched, pushed and slammed the victim onto the floor," the report said.

You know what? We're not bothered by either one of them. Somebody bothers Carmelo while he's trying to have a slurpee, they're gonna get hammered. As long as Isiah Thomas didn't order it.

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