Chad Gaudin Is The Amish Rifle

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Middle reliever Chad Gaudin was always so clean shaven when he was with the Athletics, but as you can see he's been working all off season on something special for the Cubs.

When his girlfriend makes out with him it must be like going through a car wash. Oh, and speaking of that, that lucky lady at last report was Syndal Gordon (photo possibly NSFW). The two must make a striking impression at formal gatherings.

Update: NOW I know where I've seen that before.