Chad Ochochinco's Phone Sex Cereal

Ochocinco's breakfast cereal has a number supposedly for a charity printed on it. I called it, and got this: "Get off with the sluttiest girls your imagination can dream up." Oh dear, Chad wants your children to grow up fast.

Go buy Ochocinc'O's! They're like Honey Nut Cheerios, except with a maladjusted manchild on the box. But on the side of the box, there's a phone number that's supposed to belong to the charity "Feed The Children." But 1-800-HELP-FTC instead gives you a sultry voice, promising all kinds of naughty things for $2.99 a minute. I don't think I want to know what "FTC" in that phone number stands for.

The charity's number is actually an 888 number, so someone made a whoopsie. The best part of this is, the mistake was first discovered by a 9-year-old girl and her family calling the number on speakerphone.

So if you live near Cincinnati, might as well pick up a box. You'll get two different kinds of O's.

Sex line misprint on Ochocinco's cereal [WCPO]