The USMNT rolled Belize 6-1 in its Gold Cup opener, thanks to a hell of a first half from Chris Wondolowski. That's W-O-N-D-O-lowski. Just the two Ws. And the three goals:
Wondolowski would get a new jersey for the start of the second half, one with his name spelled correctly. But that's when the goals dried up. Maybe don't be so picky next time, Wondo.
[via Uni Watch]