No, Clevelanders aren't bitter at all about LeBron James claiming his second straight NBA title. We're sure WEWS chief meteorologist Mark Johnson excised the word "heat" from last night's postgame late local news forecast for reasons entirely unrelated to basketball.
Johnson—who's been at the Cleveland ABC affiliate since 1993—eventually ran out of adjectives, relying at the end on "Ninja Turtles" as a substitute for describing what is most certainly hot North Coast weather. It's a good thing LeBron chose Miami instead of the Lakers for his destination, though; that would have made it near-impossible for him to deliver the marine forecast. [WEWS]