Our former editor and personal savior Will Leitch was married last eve!

No word on how it went, so let's all guess what the reception was like, here's my entry:

Most Popular Hor d'œuvre: Chicken Satay
Theme of Best Man Speech: Love, like offshore drilling, sometimes will cause some environmental disasters.
First Dance: Nirvana, Drain You

Leave your ballot, best wishes and advice for the newlyweds in the comments: winner gets nothing!