Congratulations to Mr. Will Leitch!

Our former editor and personal savior Will Leitch was married last eve!

No word on how it went, so let's all guess what the reception was like, here's my entry:

Most Popular Hor d'œuvre: Chicken Satay Theme of Best Man Speech: Love, like offshore drilling, sometimes will cause some environmental disasters. First Dance: Nirvana, Drain You

Leave your ballot, best wishes and advice for the newlyweds in the comments: winner gets nothing!