Crappy Instant Ramen Flavors, Ranked

1. Chicken

2 . Shrimp

3. Beef

4. "Oriental"*

5. Pork

6. Hot & Spicy Chicken

7. Creamy Chicken

8. Being hit by a car

9 . Cheddar Cheese

*Tastes better than Beef; docked points for being called "Oriental," both because, first of all, what the fuck is "Oriental" flavor, and secondly, "Oriental"? Really?