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Cristiano Ronaldo Shills Underwear With His Dong

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Fresh off a couple great performances for Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo posted a new picture of himself stumping for his underwear line, prominently featuring his favorite teammate. Here’s the full photo of his crotch in all its glory:

Let’s stop beating around the (carefully manicured, we’re sure) bush and get this man a condom sponsorship.

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