Here we have what appears to be 48-year-old Curt Schilling making an extremely awkward joke about his mediocre sex life during the top of the seventh inning of tonight’s Cardinals-Cubs game. (Skip to 0:37 if you don’t want any of the dumb yukking.) I suppose it’s possible Schilling was referring to something other than years of average sex, but the jarring three-second pause after the remark does not help his case.
Somehow, the thought of Schilling bumping uglies is not the nastiest thing to come from Wrigley Field tonight. No, that would be the piss on the walls.