NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch talks a tough game when she’s describing how gun-totin’ Americans need to fight for freedom with the “clenched fist of truth.” But on Twitter, she’s talked about crapping her “pannies.” And eating “strawberries and cream cheese.” And her struggles going up and down stairs. When you put all of them together, it paints a picture of an incredibly scared, clumsy person whose house might actually be trying to harm her.
Like anti-Trump conservatives’ battles with elevators, Dana Loesch struggles with her narrow stairs, among other parts of her house:
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Yikes! It actually appears that the time between Dana’s mishaps with stairs was three years apart, unless there was a third instance in which she fell down the stairs. Maybe she forgot to mention that one. Here are some of her thoughts on food:
Now, a lot of these tweets are from a time when Twitter was mostly for sharing mundane status updates, but some things might’ve been too mundane even back in 2008—like needing lots of extra underpants for when you soil yourself.
Dana Loesch’s life would’ve been a hit at the box office if it were made into a movie during the ‘90s:
This person thinks there are too many restrictions stopping her from owning guns.