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Danica Patrick's Butterfly Escapes

Mrs. Sparkle?: What happened to Danica Patrick's, um... back art in the SI Swimsuit Issue? She should have gone with a racing stripe down the side. [Gunaxin]

Señor McFlurry: Is that Carlos Zambrano? Or the Generalissimo? [Luol's Dong]

Self-fulfilling prophecy: Jeff Francoeur, Circa 2005: "Can Anyone Be This Good?" Uh ... I guess not! [Fack Youk]


Kerr-age: Maybe the Suns fired the wrong guy? That's what happens when you put a gorilla in charge of personnel decisions. [Focus Balanced, Trap Often]

Anything you can do: The Mets can also find a way to sell obstructed view seats at full price. Couldn't they at least obstruct your view with a funny dentist office poster? [New Stadium Insider]

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