Danica Patrick's Butterfly Escapes

• Mrs. Sparkle?: What happened to Danica Patrick's, um... back art in the SI Swimsuit Issue? She should have gone with a racing stripe down the side. [ Gunaxin]

• Señor McFlurry: Is that Carlos Zambrano? Or the Generalissimo? [ Luol's Dong]

• Self-fulfilling prophecy: Jeff Francoeur, Circa 2005: "Can Anyone Be This Good?" Uh ... I guess not! [ Fack Youk]

• Kerr-age: Maybe the Suns fired the wrong guy? That's what happens when you put a gorilla in charge of personnel decisions. [ Focus Balanced, Trap Often]

• Anything you can do: The Mets can also find a way to sell obstructed view seats at full price. Couldn't they at least obstruct your view with a funny dentist office poster? [ New Stadium Insider]