Darren Rovell On Fake Headline He Wrote 12 Hours Earlier: "It’s Just Really Bad"

Darren Rovell, an AI who aims to drive Earth’s entire population insane through the banality of its observations, launched yet another attack on our psyches last night:

Did he get confused and mix up Kevin Durant with Victor Oladipo? Or did he somehow convince himself that Oladipo is playing in this series? Rovell claims this is not the case:

So then how did this happen? Why did this happen? Hours later, Rovell provided an answer that will only bring you closer to madness:

We can’t let Rovell get us like this after Game 4, and so I think the best thing to do is beat him to the punch:

Take that, Darren.