Top five weirdest things about that thing Daryl Johston is wearing, on his body:

1. The white fur collar.
2. It's so tight.
3. He couldn't find anything more subtle than a bright red (cashmere?) sweater with raised white block letters that spell out "Merry Christmas"?
4. The writing is basically on his stomach, instead of his chest.
5. What's with the black and gold belt?

Bonus sixth thing: It made Tony Siragusa's holiday sweater the best holiday sweater of the broadcast, by far.


Christmas: Ruined. Thanks a lot, NFL on Fox.