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David Booth Is Studying Theology At Oxford This Offseason

When last we checked in with the Canucks winger, he had freed the Kootenays from the terrible reign of the Goatbeast. Booth's offseason activities this year swing to the other end of the spectrum—that of the mind and of the soul.


Booth spent some time in England, taking classes at the Oxford Centre for Christian Apologetics. ("Receive solid biblical grounding based upon evangelical conviction. Be taught how to face today's challenges to Christian thought with philosophically astute academic excellence. Apply your learning in practical evangelistic settings." Etc.)

Studying theology at Oxford University with @RaviZacharias my brain is being worked. Getting answers to life's most difficult questions.

— David Booth (@D_Booth7) July 3, 2013

It did not take take long for Booth to start dropping teleological knowledge bombs on Twitter.

Every design has a designer The universe has a highly complex design Therefore the universe has a designer

— David Booth (@D_Booth7) July 4, 2013

Every that BEGINS to exists has a cause The universe began to exist Therefore the universe has a cause #boomboompow

— David Booth (@D_Booth7) July 5, 2013

He's now got irrefutable comebacks for anyone who wants to come at the king.

@Nolan_C_Kelly ahh yes Mr Hume. The great skeptic came up with the principle of empirical verifiability. You agree with that?

— David Booth (@D_Booth7) July 9, 2013

Fear not. Our modern-day Cincinnatus has not laid down his arms. He's set up an entirely separate Twitter account just to chronicle his hunting exploits.

Saw this guy trying 2 kill 2 little cubs. Stalked him to 35yds & put an arrow where it counts. What an intense hunt

— David Booth (@Offseason7) July 6, 2013

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