So Peter King landed an interview with Roger Goodell (I know… I'm as shocked by his journalistic coup as you are) and the commissioner took the opportunity to spew out a bunch of boilerplate Roger Goodell nonsense: blanket declarations of self-assurance, private police forces, bullshit concussion stats, and obscene lies about the NFL's influence in the fabled domestic violence space. This endless stream of bullshit deserves a quality fisking, and it gets one in this week's Deadcast.

We also talk about Kevin Durant being finished (he is; I know nothing about basketball but I know you need working feet to play it), shitty names, piccolo girl, and we read a threatening letter from an aggrieved chain email recipient. People really HATE reply-all chains, and I can't blame them for resorting to extreme means to extinguish them.

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