Deadspin On Jay Cutler: Everything We've Had To Say Bout The NFL's Surliest Quarterback

Jay Cutler is many things: A father, an alleged jerk, the object of pundits' scorn, the spouse of a former reality TV star, and a very talented quarterback. Here is a sampling of the things that we have had to say about the Bears' sulking quarterback.

The shame of it is that in so many other ways Cutler is a pundit's kind of quarterback, the sort of flinty-eyed leader whose manly virtues make Peter King's socks roll up and down all Sunday afternoon. Read »

Relax, Jay. Relax. It's only July and the Cubs stink anyway. We appreciate the enthusiasm, though. Read »

The man tore his MCL, and the football world didn't believe him. That type of collective ignorance can unite a team and put some things in perspective. Read »

We assume that Bears fans are already complaining about how Camden didn't give maximum effort during the birthing process. Read »

IIs Telander saying Kristin Cavallari can lead the Bears to a Super Bowl? Is he saying she can't? What's going on? What does any of this mean? This column is a shit. Read »