Vote 2020 graphic
Everything you need to know about and expect during
the most important election of our lifetimes
Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise

Deadspin On Jay Cutler: Everything We've Had To Say Bout The NFL's Surliest Quarterback

Illustration for article titled Deadspin On Jay Cutler: Everything Weve Had To Say Bout The NFLs Surliest Quarterback

Jay Cutler is many things: A father, an alleged jerk, the object of pundits' scorn, the spouse of a former reality TV star, and a very talented quarterback. Here is a sampling of the things that we have had to say about the Bears' sulking quarterback.

Advertisement
Illustration for article titled Deadspin On Jay Cutler: Everything Weve Had To Say Bout The NFLs Surliest Quarterback

Jay Cutler: The Antihero Who Looks A Lot Like A Hero

Advertisement

The shame of it is that in so many other ways Cutler is a pundit's kind of quarterback, the sort of flinty-eyed leader whose manly virtues make Peter King's socks roll up and down all Sunday afternoon. Read »

Illustration for article titled Deadspin On Jay Cutler: Everything Weve Had To Say Bout The NFLs Surliest Quarterback

Jay Cutler: I AM SO JACKED UP FOR "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME"

Advertisement

Relax, Jay. Relax. It's only July and the Cubs stink anyway. We appreciate the enthusiasm, though. Read »

Illustration for article titled Deadspin On Jay Cutler: Everything Weve Had To Say Bout The NFLs Surliest Quarterback
Advertisement

Jay Cutler Doesn't Need To Be Loved By You

Advertisement

The man tore his MCL, and the football world didn't believe him. That type of collective ignorance can unite a team and put some things in perspective. Read »

Illustration for article titled Deadspin On Jay Cutler: Everything Weve Had To Say Bout The NFLs Surliest Quarterback
Advertisement

Jay Cutler Spawned

Advertisement

We assume that Bears fans are already complaining about how Camden didn't give maximum effort during the birthing process. Read »

Illustration for article titled Deadspin On Jay Cutler: Everything Weve Had To Say Bout The NFLs Surliest Quarterback
Advertisement

Jay Cutler Is Not A Winner Because He Doesn't Smile At Bears Employees, Writes Crazy Person

Advertisement

IIs Telander saying Kristin Cavallari can lead the Bears to a Super Bowl? Is he saying she can't? What's going on? What does any of this mean? This column is a shit. Read »

Share This Story

Get our newsletter