Dear USC, Please Give Us Scholarships As We Also Did Good At Sports
Davey Bats celebrating a big dinger. credits: Tom Szczerbowski | source: Getty The FBI documents on the massive college admissions bribery scandal suggest that we can improve our odds of being accepted into elite colleges and also the University of Southern California by submitting photo evidence of us playing sports. Some of the Deadspin staff would like to take advantage of this opportunity. Please consider this post our application to USC. We have always wanted to be part of the Trojans family. Fight on!
Giri Nathan blocks Andre Iguodala in the NBA Finals. credits: Eric Risberg | source: AP 
Barry Petchesky free solos Yosemite’s El Capitan. credits: [object Object] 
Gabe Fernandez scores the infamous “Hand Of God” goal. credits: AP 
Tom Ley becoming a World Cup hero. credits: Jed Jacobsohn | source: Getty Images 
Here I am scoring a two-point conversion in the 2007 Fiesta Bowl! A night I will never forget! credits: Ross Franklin | source: AP 
Samer Kalaf nearly beats Duke at the buzzer. credits: Andy Lyons | source: Getty 
Laura Wagner and Billy Haisley race the Tour de France credits: AP 
Megan Greenwell scores the winning touchdown! credits: CalBears Ten scholarships please!
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