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Did You Hear About This? The Giants Have Two Players Named Eli, And They Traded The Wrong Freakin' One!

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Today, the New York Giants traded Eli ... cornerback Eli Apple, that is. Ah, did you think it’d be their once-great, now-disintegrating quarterback Eli Manning? Don’t you look like an ass, now! It was in fact their underwhelming defensive player, who’s going to the Saints for some late picks.

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Everyone said the thing, including the dumbass writing this blog:

This person got it within a minute of Schefter’s tweet, so he “wins”:

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Here are some of the other finishes, along with some also-rans:

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Buddy, me neither:

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Pat Leonard, with a twist:

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And there’s Mike Greenberg, bringing up the rear:

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Take my Mike, please!

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