Oh, the joys of being an intern: Calling in lunch orders, mind-numbing filing, licking envelope after envelope. Summer is coming, so chances are some of you readers are embarking on prestigious internships to learn the tricks of your chosen trade.

So, that means it's time for a new feature: Intern Horrors. Once a week? Twice a month? That's up to you. Email me your sad stories of working for little to no pay (or of hiring slack-jawed incompetents to work for little to no pay), subject line "Intern Horrors." I'll post the ones that are funny, sad, gross, etc., under a headline that Craggs will have changed. Like all those Kobe Bryant jokes he makes me take out. And, go.