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Do You Sit Or Stand To Wipe?

A few years back, we learned a horrible thing: The split between people who stand vs. sit to wipe themselves after using the toilet is about 50/50. We had no freaking idea.

Below, our highly unscientific survey from 2009. We hope you raise this great debate at your Thanksgiving table tonight.

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