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Dong To The NCAA: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

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Welcome to your first donging of June. I'm excited and I know you are, too. let's get right down to it, then. According to Sean J., the NC dongle A is selling these hats at all women's tennis tournaments this year. Remember, if you want to preserve a better place for the children of tomorrow, please send in any would-be penises to the tips department.

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Lots of you sent in this graph and I'm left to wonder how many of you out there actually have shark penises? Am I the only one who doesn't? Should I be concerned? Hit me up with some info.

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Here is some chicken-related dongage from Chik-fil-A, those closeted sexual freaks. Thanks, A Barry.

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Alex P. informs that this cloud (cirrus? It's the only cloud name I know) dong was snapped in Australia. Is it possible clouds experience penis envy? "Put another shrimp on the barbie!" "You have a small penis, other cloud who may or may not be able to talk, like me!"

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Here's a penis sock. Not to be confused with a condom. Thanks, Andy.

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Brian D. alerts us to the danger of getting a little sloppy with your random information board about sea nettles.

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Dano sends in these palm tree dongs. That's about all I've got for this one.

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More subliminal dong messages via chicken-based "food," this time in the form of space nuggets. Thanks, Joel.

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Here's a float dong from a parade in Virginia. Mathew E. has the eagle on on this one.

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Sushi! Thanks Max C.

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This is from Michael Greenberg and I am just going to assume it is the ESPN radio personality, because that makes the most sense. Here's a nice scene from some new-agey catalog that has sliding doors for installation inside the home. Very classy, and the finishes really take it to another level.

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Science! proves that dongs are everywhere. Thank you Mitchell S.

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Reader Jared submits this coloring book he found in the Boston College library. While Harvard snickers, we take a deeper look and see this lovable mutt trying to insert something, somewhere in this sleeping man on one of the couches in the study lounge....just in case.

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Reader Steve send in this picture from a library in what he terms "a Catholic university near Chicago." A Giant cock in a Catholic school near Chicago, you say?

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