Draft Day 2: Don't Spend All Of Your Signing Bonus In One Place

It's spring outside! So let's stay inside and watch rich white guys play fantasy football with millions of your hard-earned ticket dollars for another 12 hours.
University of Virginia tackle Eugene Monore was obviously confident enough in his draft status to make a stop at the jewelry store before showing up for the world's biggest pick up game. Fortunately, he was drafted seventh-overall by the Jaguars so he should have enough coin left over to get the matching anklet.
Eugene Monroe's Subtle Diamond Bracelet [Cecilio Guante]
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