Dwight Howard went on the Spanish talk show El Hormiguero this week, for some unknown reason. For other unknown reasons — Dalí, quizás? — he arrived in a red wig and attempted to put on a tiny T-shirt. We'd rather not know the details here. There's much more of this to sit through, if you care to, but you probably don't — and none of it reveals where the hell Howard will be playing a year from now anyway.

The impending NBA lockout: Where inanity happens.

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