Dwight Howard Stole Rihanna's Hair For This Surreal Spanish Talk Show Appearance

Dwight Howard went on the Spanish talk show El Hormiguero this week, for some unknown reason. For other unknown reasons — Dalí, quizás? — he arrived in a red wig and attempted to put on a tiny T-shirt. We'd rather not know the details here. There's much more of this to sit through, if you care to, but you probably don't — and none of it reveals where the hell Howard will be playing a year from now anyway.

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