Early Results Are In: Gawker Media Census Proves You’re Probably Drunk Right Now

G/O Media Studios|published: Tue 5th June, 11:59 2012

Last week we asked you to take the 2012 Gawker Media Census, and in return offered one lucky survey-taker the opportunity to win a new iPad. Well, early responses are in, and we learned some interesting info about you guys—like the fact that 77% of you are more likely to buy alcohol than any other product in the upcoming months. You do realize that man cannot live on beer alone, right?

Haven't taken the 2012 Gawker Media Census yet? There's still time for you to respond, and potentially

You folks are notoriously opinionated, so now is your opportunity to be heard. Not unlike those little feedback cards at Applebee's, the Gawker Media Cenus helps us serve you better. It's your chance to let us know who you are, what you're into, and what we could be doing differently.

Your contribution is essential to the site, so get cracking!