Elisha's Special Lady Will Freeze With the Rest

If Abby McGrew wants to watch her boy-toy Eli freeze his nuts off in Green Bay then she's going to have to layer-up. Cooper-Eli's eldest brother- tells the New York Post (they get all the scoops!) that the quarterback won't have his woman sitting in a luxury box, because it's bad luck of course!

"In the spirit of superstition, Eli told her, 'I don't care if it's 4 degrees in Green Bay, you're sitting in the stands,' " laughed Cooper, who sells oil stocks and lives in New Orleans, the Manning clan's hometown.

Wait just a damn minute. When in the hell did Green Bay's luxury boxes get an HVAC system?

In other news, Eli is a dumbass who's just lucky that one of those famous Ole Miss beauties didn't laugh him out of the bedroom. Abby is more than welcome to watch the game from the comfort of my lap.

NY Post via Cousins of Ron Mexico at TBL