Elvis Dumervil's Weight On The Planets

Elvis Dumervil, Pro Bowl defensive end, has great short-burst speed despite weighing 260 pounds, which is five pounds heavier than the more famous Elvis at the time of his death. In case you were wondering ( and in case you were a ), here is Elvis Dumervil's weight throughout our solar system:

Elvis Dumervil on Mercury: 98 pounds Elvis Dumervil on Venus: 236 pounds Elvis Dumervil on Earth: 260 pounds Elvis Dumervil on Mars: 98 pounds Elvis Dumervil on Jupiter: 556 pounds Elvis Dumervil on Saturn: 275 pounds Elvis Dumervil on Uranus: 223 pounds Elvis Dumervil on Neptune: 286 pounds Elvis Dumervil on Pluto: 20 pounds Elvis Dumervil on the moon: 44 pounds Elvis Dumervil on the sun: 7,280 pounds

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