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Enjoy Zion Williamson's Dunks One Last Time Before He Becomes A Vile Dookie

Zion Williamson, the hefty dunking boy whose high-school exploits have been all over YouTube for what feels like a decade now, is finally ready to join the ranks of elite college basketball. Although he’s committed to Duke, he’s not officially a Blue Devil yet, which means you are free to lose your shit at the show he put on during a dunk contest last night.

I hope you enjoyed that, because when you see him do similar things in a Duke uniform next year, you have to groan and roll your eyes and grumble, “Man, fuck Duke.” Sorry, it’s the law.


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