Erik Spoelstra's Karaoke Strategy: Just Smile And Dance A Lot 

Former Heat swingman Shane Battier hosted his annual charity karaoke event last night, which means it's time for us to once again laugh at members of the Heat organization trying and mostly failing to sing pop songs. So far, the best performance to surface from the evening is Erik Spoelstra, joined by his girlfriend, doing "Billie Jean." The singing is not great, but the spirited dance moves earn him some points.

Spoelstra was at least better than Pat Riley:

On the other side of the coin, Shane Battier and his dope-ass pants did a good job with "I'm Too Sexy":

I haven't been able to find full video of Michael Beasley and Henry Walker singing Vanessa Carlton, and I am extremely angry about that:

Good times, good tunes, good buddies. What a night!