Bobby Portis Issues A Totally Sincere Apology For Socking Nikola Mirotic

Here’s a totally not-at-all-perfunctory apology from Bobby Portis, for busting up teammate Nikola Mirotic’s face and sending him to the hospital. Feel the emotion!

Yes, I can coexist with Niko, going forward. I am not convinced Portis wasn’t hit with a tranquilizer dart immediately before addressing the media. Please, Nikola Mirotic, respond to Portis’s totally earnest and in fact real and not at all made-up attempts to reach you, and spare him this torment!