ESPN scoured its message boards this morning for its wittiest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "This is not only bad for TJ, what with his prior neck injuries, but also for the Raptors." — sunderland66

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "They should rebuild the park to make it more safe." — Avodarox

• Ask your doctor about Avodarox. Because when the moment is ready, will you have something coherent to say? — 'SUSS—'


• They should have made my penis more like a mountain. — Shaun-of-the-dead