ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its wittiest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

โ€ข "It's kind of like Santa's list ... who's nice and who's naughty!" โ€” rjr3790

(Re: The Mitchell Report)

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, and a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

โ€ข "This is not only bad for TJ, what with his prior neck injuries, but also for the Raptors." โ€” sunderland66

โ€ข So if I'm reading this correctly, the commenter is saying that getting hurt may negatively affect you, and losing a key player is detrimental to a team? Even more brilliant than usual. Well done, ESPN commenters. โ€” Peytonloveskenny


โ€ข The one up there right now may be even better: "Should I be teaching my fourth-grader to trash talk?" โ€” unorganized mom. โ€” Disgruntled Goat