ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Turco had this look that he wasn't letting anything past him." — drew2576

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "The fat lady is singing the victory song. Maybe Avs fans could have asked her to play goalie." — gunny9631


• The fat lady is singing the victory song. And I had sex with her.- therocket9631 — amorphous

• Why can't I think of a Rosie O'Donnell joke now? - TheDonald — My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH