Excuse Us, You Did Say Your Clock Was Correct?

The mechanism is ... Oh James, James ... will you make love to me all the time in England? Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.

The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you kiss our foot!

We'd say one of their aircraft is missing.

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