Man, we're only three days away from Selection Sunday. It came up on us so fast! As we obsess over Bracketology and RPI and conference tournaments, we are reminded that the brackets will not just pop up from the nether on Sunday. Somewhere in Indianapolis, there's a group of old men sitting around a conference room table, pretending to care about the Michigan State-Northwestern game while eating cookies and Jolly Ranchers.
That's right, the NCAA selection is hard at work in their global quest to hunt down Billy Packer and eat his soul, and they're real live human beings: Some people are even stalking them around Indianapolis. We encourage all Deadspin readers around the Indianapolis area to stake out the committee members and hand them pamphlets on the Illini's strength of schedule. Thanks.
Selection Committee On The Town [Bad Idea Blue Jeans]