For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

1:00, Fox. MLB. Angels @ Red Sox, or Mets @ Braves. No Tim McCarver here, but there are some who feel that Lou Piniella is more than capable of filling his shoes. 3:00, CBS. Golf. U.S. Bank Championship, Third Round. Corey Pavin and Jeff Sluman are in contention. Is there some short of rule saying you have to be under 5'10" to play in this tournament? 4:00, TBS. Movie. Jerry Maguire. You are hanging on by a very thin thread... AND I DIG THAT ABOUT YOU. 4:00, ESPN2. Tennis. Bank of the West Classic Semifinal. Tennis balls are kinda furry. 4:00, Fox. MLB. Cardinals @ Cubs, or Nationals @ Dodgers. Hi Will. Enjoy Tim McCarver. 4:00, OLN. World Team Tennis. Philadelphia Freedoms @ Houston Wranglers. I think these might actually be names of failed Arena Football teams. 4:00, NBC. Cycling. Volvo Hyannisport Challenge. Can't we at least figure out who won the last race before we have another one? 4:30, NBC. Triathlon. Life Time Fitness Triathlon. Due to my obligations here, I am unable to defend my title. 6:00, ESPN2. Tennis. U.S. Open Series, Countrywide Classic Semifinal. Agassi and Roddick are gone, but I know how much you love Fernando Gonzalez.